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OMFG my computer got infected by a Windows Update! OH NOES!
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the act of spying a fine specimen of the fairer sex undressing without having first closed the curtains.
"hey man, come here and look over the road... serious windows update!"
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Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight
Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.
Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.
Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha
Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...
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(v.) The systematic destruction of computing machines.
Every time windows would need to update, through the net it would take me to the site and lock my computer up until I shot it with a 12 gadge.
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An oxymoron in itself.
They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP
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A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.
If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.
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Windows update is a fancy term for fucking up your pirated copy of windows.
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