Small plug of faecal matter that is expelled with ejaculant onto a porn-star's back at the "climax" of a poo-tube segment in a movie. May be seen regularly in either straight or gay porn. Both irritating and unsightly, the winnet is a real mood killer.... hence, its dual use in describing a turd, weasel, arsehole BMW driver, or other annoying fool.
Eddie: "I can't believe it.... all I asked him for was a couple of hours off to take my kid to the hospital!"
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."
Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.
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Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.
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a small peice of shit that is dried onto, or dangling from an ass pube.
this can be used as the ultimate insult. as a winnet isnt even a peice of shit, its a peice of shit that got left behind to rot on an ass pube.
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The little poo brick that gets stuck in the eye of a penis after going to brown town
I rode the chocolate highway last night and ended up with a winnet!
the pieces of poo stuck in your bumhair from not wiping your ass enough
shit i ran out of toilet roll, pieces of poo will gather around the bumhair,called winnets
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General term for the deposition of faecal matter deposited on or around the hair on ya bum. Similar to dewberry but runnier in form. Often reffered to as the masculine version of quimmets
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