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A guy that has a boner, grabs his dick with both hands, and runs around acting like he's flying on a broom.
Guy: *sprints past a group of people with hands on his dick singing the witch theme from the Wizard of Oz"
Random girl: *screams* "LOOK A WITCH!"
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/wษชtส/
noun
1. a bad arse b*tch who loves at least three of the below mentioned;
โข nature
โข astrology
โข holistic self care, DIY, arts & crafts
โข talking about how counterproductive capitalism is
โข human rights
โข animals
witches are in tune with their environments and may or may not practice magick. they are focused on healing and health above all else. they are often persecuted by people who are intimidated by their whit and dedication to a good cause. not exclusive to women.
noun
2. the ultimate self aware feminist. not exclusive to women.
1.
"I became a witch when I started watching tarot"
2.
"wow girl, you're a bad arse witch!"
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Something that is made of wood and floats in water. It can be confirmed they are a witch by seeing if the "witch" weighs the same as a duck, which also floats in water. Since witches are made of wood, which floats on water, the witch would have to float like a duck. Therefore they would weigh the same, making her a witch.
Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasants: No, no, it floats! It floats! THROW HER INTO THE POND!!!!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Peasants: BREAD! APPLES! VERY SMALL ROCKS! CIDER! GREAT GRAVY! CHERRIES! MUD! CHURCHES! CHURCHES! LEAD! LEAD!
Arthur: A DUCK!
Bedevere: Exactly. So logically...
Peasant: If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Peasants: A WITCH!!!!
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Witch, n. A properly trained and initiated Priest or Priestess of The Old Religion. From Old English wit or wic which means witty, wise or intelligent, or alternatively to bend or to shape, and related to wit, wicked, wicker, wizard.
Witches learn and pass down old magical arts such as contacting departed spirits, working the weather, and reading the signs.
King Sol found a witch in Endor who could communicate across the boundary of death.
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Someone who uses herbs like sage or lavander to make potions for spells and uses a wax melter as a cauldron like i do. Generally to benefit herself or others.
Yeah I'm a witch and practice witchcraft in the form of white magic.
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1) Any person engaged in or practicing the varied Magickal Arts of Witchcraft.
2) A term commonly misused in a derogatory manner, referring back to the time of the Witch-Craze.
1) "Scott Cunningham was a Wiccan Author and self-proclaimed Witch."
2) "That girl in class is such a witch for doing that thing that time with so-and-so!"
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A practitioner of magick. There are several paths of spirituality that involve witchcraft, the most recognisable today being wicca and the hereditary path. Most witches are pagan although some deviate from this rule and celebrate the eight fold year.
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