that's not a knife

paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.

that's not a knife... THIS is a knife

knife

A sharp metal stabby stick

Tony: Peter there's a knife in your stomach

Peter: what?
Tony: a sharp metal stabby stick!

Knifes

ESL version of the plural of knives. Intended to be used at ESL parties or chats

Gene gives off a “too many knifes” vibe, to be left alone around young ladies.

knifing

Lying next to each other. Just lay on your back..parralell. Oh the innocence.

Knifing : lay paralell to some one.
Spooning : (type in spooning)
Forking : in relation to fucking.

We have a whole dictionary of sleep with the use of untensils.

knife

a knife can come in many shapes and sizes.
usually consist of a blade made of some kind of metal or stone, with a handle at the other end.
there are fixed blade knives. (meaning that they don't fold, they need a sheath to keep from getting cut)
and folding (the blade usually folds into the blade.)
one of the most widely known is the switch blade. (just a knife that has a spring loaded blade, no big deal)
and then there are knifes that have the blade the slides out of the handle. and some that have handles that fold onto the blade.
then there are piece of crap fantasise knives, dont waste your money.
not a weapon unless used as one, a knife is a tool, that doubles as a weapon.

then there is the term, to knife.
means to stab or cut someone, but not necessarily kill them.
very similar to shanking someone. (although shanks are better at a stab, usually favored in the hammer fist or oriental knife hold.)

lets go to the knife shop and buy a knife today.

lets knife him.

Knife

A sharp object used for killing people who don't do as they're told.

I got a new knife at the store today. It's very sharp and should be good for killing.

Knife

To knife somebody is when a mans penis gets shoved like a knife into somebody vagina.

That knife was facinating