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take a guess, whats shaped like a rocketship, has a purple top and is full of passion.
Cindy: "I heard that Evan over there has a huge purple passion rocket."
Evan over hears this.
Evan: "How about you find out for yourself."
(Evan whips out his dick)
All the girls stood motionless in amazement, not only for the giant cock in front of them, but for the bravery of Evan for whipping it out in the middle of math class.
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A powerful affinity for the color purple.
He has purple passions. You can tell she has purple passions.
Basically Everclear, plenty of water, and plenty of punch mix. Make the mix so it isn't too watery, too sweet, or too bitter. Basically, make it like 5 - 10 % alcohol, mostly water, and add about 5 - 15% punch. Adapt the recipe as needed.
Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.
Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.
Gal 1 - WOOO YEAH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN *intense giggling, takes of shirt and swings it around*
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.
Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.