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1. A home-challenged person. 2. A displaced being that lives on the city streets.
Many larger cities have an urban woodsman on every street corner begging for change.
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When a man takes a girl to the woods then asks for her cell phone and then tells her im going to put it in your ass or your walking home.
I told my ex-girfreind that we were going camping and gave her the Washington Woodsman.
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When you are clean shaven and eat someones ass out so good it looks like you have a full beard.
I was eating Jessica's ass and came up with a Hungarian woodsman.
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Fill a guys hairy ass with syrup and then lay under him while he squats over your face.
Jenny showed me a Canadian Back-woodsman, never again!
that one guy from over the garden wall who got tricked by the beast into thinking his daughter was dead and her soul was in a lantern (the beasts soul was actually in it), but then some kid figured out how dumb that was so he killed the beast
he also didnt realize that all this time he was (technically) killing people because the trees he cut down to fuel the lantern were people
person 1: aw man i feel so bad for the woodsman like bro
person 2: same
The act of defecating on the back of your one night stands head before leaving their house in the middle of the night.
Mark: Did you hear what happened to Steve Last night?
Jenny: No....Is he OK??
Mark: Yeah, just got The Chicago Woodsman from his one night stand
A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.
The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.