Wet wooley

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's butt

Last night I gave John a wet wooley and now I have poop under my fingernail....

wooley mammoth

The act of having not shaven for awhile and pulling down your pants down and placing your hands in a thumbs up position by your doodle and rubbing it on someone and making a mammoth noise.

friend uno: Hey dude look at this.
friend tres: What?
friend uno: (wooley mammoth noise)
friend dose: He just wooley mammoth your face.

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wooley biscuit

Wooley biscuit is toilet paper stuck to your butt after you whips down you find it hours later.

My poop looks like a wooley biscuit.

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wooley wofter

A british slang for a homosexual/fag.

jose webje is a wooley wofter.

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cooley wooley

Pronounced: Coo-lee Whoo-lee

1. Someone who thinks they did something cool and then acts like they're the shit.

OR

2. Someone who thinks they're just plain cool.

Examples:

1. Guy1: *Scores high in Dragon Punch* (The game commonly seen at bars, where you punch the fuckin thing to see how strong you are.) *........Walks away.*
Guy2: "...What a cooley wooley..."

2. Guy1: *Wearing a cowboy hat or something faggish at a club*
Guy2: "...Hey, check out that cooley wooley."

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wooley back

to describe person(s)from the Welsh Valleys, with hairy backs.

Look at them smelly wooley backs.
More wooley back,lets give them a hiding.

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wooley bear

aged male homosexual with a lot of body hair.

He took off he shirt and was still sporting a sweater, he's a wooley bear.

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