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busch light, the beer of choice for the working class.
1. "Throw me one of those workin' mans"
2. "Oh, you goin' workin' man?"
Unemployed stoner response to what he accomplished or worked on the entire day while his significant other is out earning rent money.
What are you doing?! Workin' on Work
The act of excersise so that the body can sweat out the alcohol from the night before. cure to a hangover. makes your jeans fit better for tonight when your out at the bar. makes the jeans easier to get off in a moving vehicle.
"We should be workin out so that so we can sweat off our hangover and then on the way home we can stop and get an ice cap"
"I just got home from workin out, because my jeans wouldn't fit after the case of corona and the taco bell last night, but lets blame it on the queso"
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taking an 'active' role in life ! , by simply doing a 'job' oneself, when unable to find 'help' !!
in a HUGELY overpopulated world, there STILL remains quite a large number of males unable to get help moving spermatozoa !!
unable to be scared by an 'orthodox' christian, as regards to "going to hell" , all these males usually find themselves
ALREADY THERE !! 'flames' leapin' and licking all around them, as DNA 'ramps' up the heat!
a universal response to the question: what have YOU been up to lately ??
hey john! , what've YOU been up to lately ?? john: "workin' and jerkin' " !!
Doing everything you can to get things right with your partner so as to get laid that night.
Did you see Bob? He was really workin' the biscuit with Renee tonight.
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someone who is giving a half ass effort, not giving it your all but acting as if you are
"I gave it my best shot, but it just didn't work out."
"No bro, you're workin' part time.
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Instructions:
1. Withdraw monies, requested all in singles.
2. Proceed to strip club, with money wad in hand
3. Enter.
4. Walk to front stage, grab front seat.
5. Proceed to: leisurely "distribute" said dollar bills in delivery method of choice for services well rendered
Place of Origin: Mons Venus - Tampa, FL
"Workin' The Dollar Menu"
Guy 1: Low on cash, don't think I can make it out to Mons Venus tonight.
Guy 2: "Dude, we're all on a budget. No lap dances tonight, we're just going to make them work for it off the dollar menu."
Guy 1: "That sounds terrible and degrading to women..."
Guy 2: How dare you, strippers are dead inside and have no feelings!
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