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Work

Like prison but without perks such as recreational breaks, a library, and drugs.

Dave discussing his options to Mike;

Dave ' I need a change, work is really getting to me'
Mike ' Imagine a life with no bills, no debt, no commute to work, no stress'
Dave ' Prison sounds like a better option'

by MJwrites July 28, 2017

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WORK

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Oh damn I have WORK, I better go get some WINE and BEER

by British Bitch January 5, 2010

315๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


work

A place where people have to go everyday to get paid. Also known as "hell".

I don't want to go to work today!

by www.flamepillar.com August 17, 2003

1849๐Ÿ‘ 402๐Ÿ‘Ž


the Works

The Everything experience. This can refer to food, cars, girls, and practically anything that has an option of providing a full experience.

Ordering the Works at My Hero indicates that a customer wants all available toppings.

A girl who possesses the Works has a fine face, personality, and body.

by Mira!!! February 1, 2010

225๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Work

The most prominent term for a needle on the urban streets of Philly. It is used for injecting heroin and other drugs.

The editors at urban dictionary are so out of touch with real urban slang that they don't know a work is used to mainline diesel.

On Christopher Columbus Day I wake up to fix my work with sambuca, mainline a shot, then down a black bitch cause it's sambuca day, ya bish.

The urban dictionary editors should mix a speedball of that soft white girl with some diesel from the "old potato chip factory" in the badlands and drawl it up in their work, get really fuckin turned up, and get the fuck out of their air conditioned offices, so they can find out what the " urban" words people use really are.

by Phmns52 October 17, 2013

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Work

A chant, cry for affection and admiration, used in the LGBT community.

A roar of power saluting others.

To be Sasha Fierce.

"Work Bitch!"

"Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss! Work!!!!!!"

Omg Beyonce new video on..Woorrk! Bitch yesssss!!

by wavylays March 22, 2009

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worked

in a competition of skill getting beaten very, very badly

man if you went 1 on 1 with LeBron you would get worked.

by kevin November 30, 2003

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