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An insanely popular Massive-Multiplayer Online RPG. Populated by over 7 million people, it has been dubbed a game that sucks away your soul because out of those 7 million, about 1000 of them are trolls on all freaking day without sleep or sustinence of any kind. While most complete idiots claim it causes weight gain, acne, and no social life, this isn't nessecarily true because
1. Many people are fat, and it's not because they play WoW. It's because they eat alot. Only complete renobs claim that WoW all day causes severe weight gain, because even when you do absolutely nothing, you burn calories by living and breathing. WoW only makes you fat if you constantly keep a bag of doritos by your desk and stuff your craw. Like a retard.
2.Acne is caused by adolescence and bad cleanliness. WoW has nothing to do with hormonal imbalances and not taking a shower.
3. WoW only takes away your social skills if you have the willpower of a particularly stupid puppy. If you play WoW and have no social skills, it's not because Warcraft is at fault. You might simply be a nerd, you might be shy, you might prefer to think before you speak unlike the rest of the earths population, or you might be an arse.
averageposteronthissite: omg!!!111! world of warcraft destroyed my life! i lost my girlfriend all my friends and my family thinks im a loser all cuz of wow!
me: No, you lost everything because you're a freaking loser. Blaming everything on a computer game is just a stupid excuse.
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The most addicting game ever created. 9 million active people is Blizzards currently standing achievement. But the side effects include:
1. Loss of fun
2. Loss of "cool"
3. Loss of girlfriend
4. Loss of love
5. Loss of life
The commonly held comversation in a World of Warcraft playing household:
Woman: Come to bed honey, I'm feeling naughty
Man: Babe can you come on the computer, I need a healer for this raid
Woman: Didn't you hear me?
Man: If you heal us good I'll take you back to my custom love zone when were done
Woman: Ooh that sounds kinky
Man: It's inside orgrimmar, I got it near the kodohide leatherworks
Woman: What...?
Man: I'll undress you and plant kisses on your green leathery skin
Woman: Thats going too far..
Man: Then I'll play my flute of sorrows to make you horny
Woman: Were getting a divorce
Man: And finally I'll fuck you with my giant tauren cock until I moo in extasy
*Front door slamming*
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A game that manages by some divine power to completely waste your life and lets you have fun while doing so.
"I'm $50,000 into debt because of all the gold I bought off of ige.com, and I have to pay child support for my wife who divorced me, but I'm happy, because I have a Level 50 Palladin and can gank all the noobs I want."
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An alternative to drugs.
Guy in rehab: I was addicted to coke man... *twitch*
Girl in rehab: I... long time.... meth... *faints*
Me: I was addicted to world of warcraft! I played for 10 hours a day non-stop! It really messed me up... *smiles*
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its an abstinence program
people that play world of warcraft have subscribed to the abstinence program
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world of warcraft...keeping virgins virgins for some time now...
world of warcraft...look at the people...look at them...
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The Anti-cupid of relationships.
"Sorry honey, not tonight I Got my Epic Pants in World of Warcraft tonight."
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