wormholer

A paradox on social media sites, where one travels back in time on their friends walls to random posts and pictures, commenting and thus leaving the community perplexed and reflective.

Example 1:
Media poster: "I'm getting married!"
Wormholer: "Congratulations! I'm so happy for you. "
Media poster: "Dude. That was six years ago. We got divorced."
Wormholer: "Sup"

Example 2:
Media poster: "I think I'll get sushi tonight."
Wormholer: "Sweet. Whatcha gonna get?"
Media poster: "Huh?"

Wormhole

When you eat a gummy worm out of your partners butt hole.

When you get home and your girl says"come get this wormhole."

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Wormhole

A females vagina during the act of giving birth. Vagina resembling a wormhole from another dimension.

I saw my sons head coming out of that wormhole that use to be my wife's vagina!

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Wormhole

A huge gaping vagina that is overflowing with broccoli and family photos. It feeds off dead vampires and has a mind of its own and constantly queefs.

Sandy: Hey Mom, how was your day today?

Mom: Bad, my Wormhole tried to kill everyone at the office by queefing broccoli and your baby pictures.

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Wormhole

to suck hard, to sip fastly, to drink fast or hard

"That girl wormholed my penis, great night"

"Nigga, hurry up and wormhole that 40"

"Man, why you wormholing my soda!"

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Wormholing

When a man pee's unto another's men's urethra with no gap in between.

Did you see Junior do the good ol' wormholing to Jeremy the other night.

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Wormholing

The action of defaecating into another persons anus, and then them attempting to defaecate back into the original anus. So named because of the extreme difficulty of, how do you say, "two way communication".

Darren: "Dude, I caught Mike wormholing Katie last night"

Cletus: "Really? how did it go?"

Darren: "It looked like two platypusses mating witha chainsaw"

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