Written off

When a person is just non-existent to other people because of how unnoticed they are.

''That kid was at school the whole day?. Damn he's a written off person.''

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written by a man

The phrase ‘written by a man’ is typically used to describe a female who fits the stereotypical beauty standards that appeal to men. e.g innocence, natural beauty etc. This is usually used in a negative sense.

“She has to be written by a man. She’s so basic.”

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Written Test

A long boring exam on a piece of paper that no one wants to take.

Yo, I don't want to take this Written Test right now.

Written in Munich

A situation where people decide something for another without even telling them.
Based on the Munich Conference in 1938, where the allied powers gave Germany the Sudetenland territory of Czechoslovakia.
Czechoslovakia wasn't invited to that conference. Hence written in Munich.

"Yeah, we decided that you will give us $5000."
"Man, that is Written in Munich!"

written off

When you get so cooked off drugs and alcohol that you are damaged beyond repair, much like a head on collision with a truck.

Fuckin' damo smoked so much Meth and downed a case of VB's, he was so fuckin' written off we had to revive him

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Bed Written

When an assignment is done in the comfort of your own bed due to lack of willpower to stand or generally move. Typically horrendous quality work with drool stains adorning it.

The teacher deduced the assignment must have been bed written due to the saliva puddle that had dried on it and the delusional paranoid ramblings it contained.

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men written by women

‘men written by women’ is an expression meaning to say that a man is truly a good person. they belong to the category of men who act/sound like they were ‘written by women’, aka those who actually correspond to the female (or anyone’s) expectations.

they are socially aware, respectful intersectional feminists. they do not care for toxic masculinity and very often have a soothing presence to those around them.

Men written by women are men who are up to great standards.

Damn, he sounds like he was written by a woman.

Really?
Yeah, he does more than the bare minimum.

Examples: Paul Rudd, Mark Ruffalo, Dylan O’Brien, Chris Evans, Timothée Chalamet, Dev Patel, Caleb McLaughlin, Logan Lerman

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