ya mum

awesome come back, espescially when u have no idea what the insult meant

Wanker: "wow, you are such a dumbass"
You: "maybe so... but i fucked your mum sideways twice up the clacker and she kept screaming for more"
Wanker: *shut down*
You: *awesome*

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ya mum

the answer to anything and if you can't be bothered to think of an answer just say "ya mum"

Q.what did you do on the weekend?
A.ya mum
Q.how are you?
A.hows ya mum?

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ya mum

the answer to every thing in the world:

"your fat"
"ya mums fat"

"ur a seedy cunt"
"ya mums got a seedy cunt"

"you licked my anus"
"ya mum licks my anus"
And some JokEs:

Ya mums so fat that when she gets hit by a semi trailer she goes"Who threw that rock!?"

ya mums so fat she got baptised in the ocean!

ya mums so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure!

ya mum is so stupid she took a part time job painting skeetles!

ya mums so fat she has to iron her pants on the drive way!!!!!!!!!!!

ya mums a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate doing this its for the fucking example

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ya mum

also candice

what else

ya mum is ya mum also

"joemama"

"ur mom"

"your mom"

"adult"

ya mum

ya mum is the answer to every question

tom:your a dick
jim:so is ya mum

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ya mum

a sex object

i fucked ya mum....
twice

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ya mum

this is a sensitive call, if you say it to the wrong person, you can die. alright?!? ALRIGHT?!?!?!

"oi shut up"
"ya mum"
...
"MAMUMSDEAD!!!"

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