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Golden Yamaka

When someone urinates on the back of a persons head, using a circular motion to form the shape of a yamaka

I gave Yesenia's mom a Golden Yamaka last night and she loved it!

by kakas July 28, 2011

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


yamaka tits

Female breasts of a Gargantuan proportion whose nipples share a similar diameter with that of a yamaka.

Hey Keira did you like it when Frankie exposed you to her Yamaka tits?

by Bbailey47 April 5, 2010

13πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


yamaka theory

the theory that states that yamakas are a major cause of balding in the jewish community.

1-yamakas are worn around the top of the head
2-many balding jews go bald around the yamaka area

theory-yamakas block the sun's nutrients to the head, thus causing baldness

guy1- oh look that guy is wearing a yamaka
guy2- i bet hes going bald
guy1- yamaka theory?
guy2- yea

by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Hairy Yamaka

When you cum on the back of your sex partners’ head and tear out a handful of your own pubic fuzzies and slap them on the adhesive seed to form a hairy yamaka.

Plugging my girlfriend from behind, I slapped a hairy yamaka on her in observance of Shabbat.

by placenta247 March 28, 2022


Western Yamaka

A cowboy hat that is too small for the head. It sits on the back of the head usually where a Yamaka, or Yarmulke, is traditionally worn. It can be worn by Jewish Cowboys, but the chance of seeing one with a Western Yamaka, is a rare delicacy.

Cole: Yo! Look at that scrub with that tiny ass cowboy hat! He looks like a bitch.

Frank: Are you kidding me? He is the shit! He's wearing a Western Yamaka!

by b-russell40 December 3, 2009

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


awkward yamaka

motion or word used when akward moment occurs, normally after a jew joke is said and is not as funny as intended

Person1: and he says "change? I'm a Jew!!!"

*silence*

person2: awkward yamaka

by just someome March 2, 2009

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)

When a middle aged man is balding only in the spot where a Jewish Yamaka (Yarmulke) would be worn.

Student 1: Dude, our teacher is getting old. I think he's balding!
Student 2: Yeah! I think he has a Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)!

by Mr. Turtle096 September 29, 2010

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž