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1. Inbreed white "trash" species of the human race, not specifically human that sit in lawn chairs outside their trailer homes with no more then 3 teeth in their mouth and drink Budweisers in Coozies.
I don't like going through Park Place trailer park. All those yard apes stare at me all jealous like.
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A yard ape is similar to a porch monkey in that both are niggers and dumber than shit. The difference is that a Yard Ape is attatched to enough chain that it allows them to get off the porch and get in the yard, usually to shit.
Did you go by Bill's house today ? He's got himself a big ol' Yard Ape sitting under his tree.
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A man who brings out his dominant rage on the world by playing sports, drinking beers with the fellows, sratching himself when ever he wants and enjoying a good cigar!!!
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Those yard apes love to play flag football, softball, darts, horseshoes, basketball, surfing and drink beers every Tuesday night!!
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An amish man, or any one with an amish background.
Those diryt yard apes need to shower more often.
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Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
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