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A phrase used during a gossip session when the subject of gossip is seen approaching, or caught within ear shot of your conversation to cover the real content of the story.
Sheri - "Did you see the jeans Amy was wearing yesterday?"
Chris - "Yeah, seriously, a 9 inch zipper...its not 1985 anymore."
(Amy walks in room)
Sheri - "Oh, but that was yesterday...hey Amy, what's up?"
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Old news; something that has fallen out of trend
Stranger 1: "Hey! Did you hear about that movie that came out last Friday?!"
Stranger 2: "That's yesterday's gravy bro."
"I'm just going to go wait in Brian's office and warm up yesterday's chili for him."
Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.
Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...
Tyrone: What the fuck is pre-yesterday?
Shalissa: The day before yesterday.
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The pants you wore yesterday, also the first place to check when you can't find your keys,wallet or cell phone.
Guy 1: I can't find my car keys
Guy 2: Did you check your yesterday pants?
Guy 1: Oh yeah there they are. Thanks.
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