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Your Mileage May Vary. Escort code for "If you can't get it up quickly, keep it up, or smell like a diharrea omelette, your session will come to a close really fast.
Trixie pointed out to her client, "YMMV, Rodney, seeing as you just blew your load after shaking my hand
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Used in forum discussions for deals. Means "Your Market May Vary" because some big chain stores only offer deals in specific markets or products may sell out fast in your market area. Also translated as "Your Mileage May Vary" by people who don't know what they are talking about.
X deal at Y store YMMV! See more useful (and current)examples at fatwallet.com's hot deals section.
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"Your Mother's Mini-Van", meaning... kinda lame and/or frumpy.
She didn't give the best bj's, but damn, definitely not YMMV when she's on top.
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You Make Me Vomit
You are disgusting!
YMMV! I'm tired of your s***!
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YMMV (YOU MAKE ME VOMIT!)
You're a puke-generator!
You're disgusting! YMMV!
YMMV!! I can't stand you! Get AWAY!! YMMV!!
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