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yo mamma so damn old that she get along with the jesus crew
yo mamma so ugly that the government demand to put a warning in your gate saying: beware risk of sudden death
yo mamma so ugly and old that noah refuse to take her in his ark
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The most stupidiest hilarious joke to be made use by 5th-7th grader losers who cant think of anything but yo mama jokes.
*Out of nowhere*
7th grade Kid: YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT SHE DIED.
HighSchoolSeniorKid: WTF YOU SAY MOTHER FUCKER!
7th grade kid: YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT SHE GOT HIT WITH THE BAG OF WTF!
HighSchoolSenoir: Hey guys, let beat this mother fucker down in his mother fucking ass.
7th Grade Kid: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE CANT DRIVE BETTER THAN ASIANS.
7th Grade Kid: *got shoot in the scrotum with a shotgun*
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The most scripted, forced reality TV show on MTV, more-so than the real world. Hosted by fez from that 70's show, they make a huge deal out of critiquing disses to make the show seem interesting.
Have you seen the latest episode of yo mamma?
No.
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It is an overly used gay joke that disses someones mom. Came from the show Yo Mamma
Yo mamma is so stupid she was talking into a letter trying to send voice mail.
Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she was sitting in the road i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas
Yo mamma is so fat the when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes of my show.
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1 the answer to all questions
2 that fucktard i saw in the zoo
police:what were you doing saturday night?
suspect:yo mamma
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One way to insult someone is by telling something false of their mother, as a form of negative comment.
Hey, that kid who was older than me, said some mean things about my mamma because I had $50 and he had $10. He said "Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for moaning.". What should I do? I didn't do a thing wrong!
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