code word used at work when you're throwing a party on a work night.
mike: "hey, stan! you wanna do yoga tonight?!"
stan: "yeah, man! i'll bring the yoga mats, you bring the incense!"
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The art of breaking your back, knees, arms etc. Usually done by people who have incredible flexibility.
Hey dude, want to do some yoga with me?
No way I'll just break something.
a country near thailand, popular for their arts and goat milk. the people of yoga usual spend most of their time milking their goats, shooting birds(the ENEMY OF THE YOGA) and brushing their hair with forks.
they eat with the back of their forks because the front is used to brush their hair.
rachel-"in yoga the grass is as green as your shirt"
catherine-"but my shirt is white?"
rachel- "exactly."
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Hey man, I saw you with your girl yesterday, was there any yoga going on?
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A cruel exercise about twisting your body.
Yoga is a punishment.
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slang in my school for weed. pot, cronic, slam, marajuana, grass, happy leaf
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