I told you I was hardcore

When your friends do not believe that you have done something crazy. When you prove them wrong, you have to say, I told you I was hardcore.

Man, I got it up the ass without any lube, I told you I was hardcore.

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fuck you i love you

1. You're my homey for life
2. You're my dawg
3. You ma nigga

Fuck you I love you Dunson!

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the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do

It defeats the purpose of the bell, teachers keep students in because they don't care about the students, and want them to keep them in for an "important" reason. Why can't the teacher go over it next time?

Bell: *rings*
Me: *gets out of seet*
Mrs Hooker: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do
Me: Srsly?

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you fool i

What one puts as their Among Us username to make it look like this when they get kicked off the ship.

you fool i was/ was not the Impostor

maybe an Impostor remains

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The Bell does not Dismiss You. I do.

A way to make sure a teacher has authority. Even though there is a bell for a reason.

C:" we have 30 more seconds left of class"
*bell rings*
T:" Everyone sit down. You did not respect the substitute. I said, The bell does not dismiss you. I do. Because I have authority "

Between You and I

A phrase that incorretly replaces "me" with "I." As many English speakers are ignorant of their own language, the speakers have trouble with the usage of "me" and "I."

This phrase is typically said by those trying to act smarter than they actually are. They believe that the rest of the world says the phrase "between you and me" incorrectly and are trying to show off their smart ass. However, they are just idiots.

Presenter: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....

Guy 1: (To Guy 2, in a whisper) Between you and I, this guy is boring.

Guy 2: And you are trying to be a smartass, but failing. That makes it worse.

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You and I Are Tight

A hand sign for friends.

Place your thumb against the palm of your hand, then cross your middle and ring finger. The pinky finger represents the word 'you', the index finger represents the words 'and I', and the crossed middle / ring fingers represent the words 'are tight'.

Now, with your other hand, point to your pinky, index, and crossed middle / ring fingers, respectively. "You and I are tight".

*special thanks to Justin for this one <3*

Dude 1: Are we really best friends?
Dude 2: Are you kidding?? *makes hand symbol* You and I are tight!

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