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The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.
ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.
MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.
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you say you're quite welcome when you are more than glad to do something for another person
Pretty girl:
Thanks for taking me out to dinner
Guy:
You're quite Welcome, it was my pleasure!
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"Thanks for finally showing up on my TL"
"You're welcome"
What she really means by "you're welcome"
"Slide in my DMs"
When you thank mum and she says "You're welcome".......just in a different way.
Me: "Thanks mum."
Mum: "For what?"
Me: "For helping."
Mum: "OH YOU'RE SO WELCOME MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL BOY."
Me: "..."
Mum: "YOU ARE EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY GREATLY GIANTLY SUPERNATURALLY FANTASTICALLY..." *20 minutes later* "...SUBSTANTIALLY CONSIDERABLY HUGELY TO A GREAT EXTENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME!"
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!!!"
A humorously-sarcastic addendum included in a web-page where someone posts semi-in-depth info, a link, etc., about something dat only a very few humans on Earth would likely have any significant interest in (such as dat November 12th, 2010 is da FIFTY-FIFTH anniversary of da infamous nineteen-FIFTY-FIVE Hill Valley lightning storm), but dat said data-poster knows would indeed be very interesting to said "select few", and so he's taken it upon himself to scatter around and obtain said greatly-craved resources, specifically to cater to his fellow "nerds".
The Fonz's motorcycle still exists --- here's a link to a nice page about it, complete with nice color photos and fascinating factoids: onmilwaukee.com/articles/fonzie-bike. P.S. You're welcome, nerds! Knock yourselves out! AY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!
Hym "You're welcome random guy! I'm not trying to be a dick about it but you see me getting fucked by life harder than a whore in a retard group home right? Not pleasant. Not a fan of this... thing.... Hmm... What else? 🤔 Nah that's it. That's all I have to say for now."
Mocking someone for making the mistake of thanking you.
you: *makes the mistake of thanking your friend*
friend: "you're welcome" hehehehe