“If you are reading this you are gay”
“Darn I’m gay now”
Used when responding to a clearly stupid and incorrect.
Guy1: Yo look at Angus she's gross
Guy2: What are you fuckin gay? Angus is hot
Something to say to at least clear the air when questions arise as to the overly eager nature of helpfulness by someone of the same sex.
SKIPPER: "Here, little buddy, lemme help you with that."
GILLIGAN: "SKIPPER, ARE YOU GAY?"
the best Billie Eilish song to ever exist. if you disagree, you're wrong. Completely and utterly wrong.
me: hey what are you listening to?
you: oh! wish you were gay by billie eilish!
me: i love you with all my heart
Person A: Are you gay?
Person B: You are.
Person A: No you.
Person B: *dies*
Popular quote by Idubbbz from a kickstarter crap episode.
Sam, can I suck you dry?
No.
Why?
What're you fuckin gay? Faggot kill yourself.
You gay means someone that fucks cats
you Gay means someone that fucks cats.