Have you called Jenny yet?

What you say to fat people.

Fatty-Hey
Person-uh.. Have you called Jenny yet?

Joke- Yo Momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Did you call me a bitch?

Phrase used to fill in a quietness among siblings or friends. (Humor)

In person you can do stare-offs
Over the phone you can say it in different tones.

Catching up with siblings and dont want get off the phone with each other. Simply say “did you call me a bitch?” Both parties play around saying it until the one party says it more humorously.

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you are called welcome

1. First used by E. Little, it is a phrase that fully encapsulates one of the many unnerving situations that arise during "meet at greet" at Otter Creek C of C.

E. Little: "Are you new here?"
Jan Doe: "No we've gone here for years, but I'm not sure what you would call us."
E. Little: "Well, you are called welcome."

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i'll call you

Literal meaning: 'I do not plan on calling you, EVER.'

Often said by a man to a woman at the end of a date, because he is too much of a coward to just honestly tell her that it is not going to work out, and that he does not want to call her.

After the end of a lousy date, Chandler said to Joanna, "I'll call you," even though he had no intention of calling her.

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I'll call you.

"I won't call you."

Barney Stinson: "I'll call you."

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i'll call you

What someone says when they won't call you. It really means fuck off and that you are never to be seen again.

I'll call you, Savannah.

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ill call you

Another way of saying "fuck you".
Girls do this too.

Melissa said "Tully, Im sorry I missed your party, Ill call you, we can hang out this weekend."

As you can expect, she didn't call back. I love it when people lie to me. :-(

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