And that is why you fail

A phrase used to indicate when a person is at fault or had made some sort of mistake. Can be used in a similar manner as "that's what she said" at the end of the persons' sentence.

Leaving the mall after a long day of shopping for a friends birthday present

Jake: Dude, so what did you buy?
Adam: I bought some shirts, jeans, and a fresh pair of kicks.
Jake: So which one of those is the gift?
Adam: ....gift?

Jake: And that is why you fail...

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Just Kidding. You fail.

Usually added at the end of a praise to make someone feel even worse when you put them down.

22:43 - Kon: Aren't you happy that I gave you it? :(
22:43 - Krabman: Yes! :D
22:43 - Kon: XD
22:43 - Krabman: Just kidding. You fail.

you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.

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