jack you up

It means that you are fucked, screwed, gonna die. Too bad for you.

I will jack you up 'til you bleed to death.

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jack you off

A term people use to describe the act of a woman jerking off a guy and then proceeds to do one of two things:

- put the semen in her mouth (SHE WILL ONLY DO THIS FOR ATTENTION)
- stroke her vagina across the semen
(SHE WILL DO THIS FOR PREGNANCY)

Michael: Okay, babe. Let's do the, you know...
Beth: Oh, do I get to jack you off?
Michael: Yep! But mouth, not vagina I plan to leave you tomorrow not in 18 years.

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jack you off

Asking Jack if he's leaving

Tom: Jack you off
Jack: Yeah I have my ballet class

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jack you off

The term ised in the act of two horny tansgender women start jerking each others dicks off

Yo Big Stuff, let me jack you off real quick.

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You Don't Know Jack

Colloquial Language for: You know nothing.

A: Hey, dude! 34 that on Photoshop.
B: 34?
A: Yeah, make that steamy.
B: Steamy?
A: Dude, you don't know jack about imaging, don't you?

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you don't know jack

An extremely popular video trivia game where the categories are outrageous, the questions are hilarious and the host makes fun of you when you're wrong! Everyone I know goes crazy for these games.

Have you played today's Daily DisOrDat game on the You Don't Know Jack Website?
It's called:
Spank Me! Spank Me Per the Geneva Convention!
Me DisOrDat you long time.
And it tests your knowledge of two very important topics!

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You Dont Know Jack

This a game that is played online. It gives you 4 letters, for example PLEP. With those four letters you must make it into a witty remark, each word strating with those letters. PLEP could become "people Love Eating Pie" the quickest answer gets 1 vote. Once it is submitted other players vote on it and the one with the most votes wins ( you cant vote for urself)

Cam is good at playing "You Dont Know Jack" he always get a vote, he thinks quick.

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