Are you playing AltF4?

This phrase is commonly used to respond to someone discussing their personal issues when you have no actual substantial response or advice to give.

Guy 1: "Thing haven't been going so well with the wife ever since I found out she was cheating."

Guy 2: "Are you playing AltF4?"

you played yourself

dk khaled

"congratulations you played yourself"

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you played yourself

Got yourself exited for nothing

"Aye man there is 7 cats in that car"
*they look*
"Man you played yourself

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you play too much

When a guy or girl says this to you it can mean two things:

1. You don't take things serious enough
2. You mess around with them too much

1. Girl: come here daddy ;)
Boy: girl you play too much :/

2. Girl: tell me how you really feel
Boy: I hate you
Girl: you play too much smh

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congratulations you played yourself

This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.

So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.

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Let Us (Not You) Plays

noun
1. A variation of a Let's Play. In Let Us (Not You) Plays, several people participate in a video game, as opposed to just one person. These types of Let's Plays were supposedly named by internet comedian and Youtube user Max Laughton, better known by his pseudonym dshban.

1. "'Let Us (Not You) Plays' are thought to have been created by Max Laughton."

Do you play roblox

This is the single best pickup line. Girls at bars are all about roblox. Say this and you are garenteed to get laid.

Guy: Do you play roblox
Girl: Wanna have sex

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