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When your girl fuck someone else and cries about it to you
I told that bitch you dont get to keep all the boohoos
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The phrase a tweaker says when they're looking for some tweak on the street but want to be incognito about it.
Pino was looking for some meth when he started scream "DO YOU KNOW WHERE THANOS KEEPS HIS ROCKS?!"
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I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
2021 is going to be hella good year, you will see.
If you prove me wrong, then your in the pit.
The post you are seeing will keep you loyal.
this is something people living in seattle say when they think youre funny! Sam if u see this theres a neat cozy follow button on my page i will work hard not to disappoint
*meme i made when i had the flu*
Sam: You cant keep doing this i cant
What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!