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blow your load and hit the road

An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.

Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.

by Abbykadabra April 17, 2015

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


lemme hit your juul bro

that one mooch that wont get their own juul and just use up everyones pods like just get your own jesus fuck.

dude 1 "lemme hit your juul bro"
dude 2 "fine but dont use up too much"
dude 1 *takes a fat rip*
dude 2 "fuck you man thats my last one"
dude 1 "lighten up bro

by juuluuluul March 13, 2019


hit your tallest friend day

On the 26 november you for one day can hit your tallest friend and it doesn't matter how many times you do they can not hit you back and they can not carrie the grudge over to the next day.

"Was up josh *slap*"

"Ouch what the hell" josh said

"Oh did you not here its hit your tallest friend day cya"

by Master_mind734 November 24, 2020

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Can I hit your vape?

Ceæn eye HETE your vayp;

Can I give you a blowjob?

And/or

Can I suck thy ween?

Dude I’m so gay can I hit your vape?

Dude I’m literally gay too wtf Ofc you can bro

by Fernisnothere September 2, 2021

6πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


can't hit your ass with either hand

Unable to accomplish tasks.

You were supposed to finish that yesterday! I swear you can't hit your ass with either hand!

by macput1 April 15, 2016


National Hit Your Brother Day. 🀭

On December 13 you get to hit your brother for free without getting in trouble or getting beat tf up.

You: Hi Brother
Brother: Hi
You: (Hit your brother)
You: before you hit me it’s national hit your brother day.
Brother: ok

(On National Hit Your Brother Day. 🀭 you get to hit your brother as much as you want without getting yo shit rocked. 😈)

by PlayBoi?? December 11, 2021

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie

It's possible that it's amore. Some even say it's OMORI. I'm not sure though, do your own research.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore

by helhoot October 6, 2021