your mum

an easy come back, can be used anywere.

john: i pulled last night!
jack: mate i pulled your mum
john: fuck you my mums dead
jack: that didnt stop me having my way with her

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your mum

"your mum" is the ultimate answer

what's six times nine? your mum! (i always thought there was something fundimentally wrong with your mum)

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your mum

gay

your mum, gay

your mum

a insult that a giant not funny noce would use.

jonny: "WHO STOLE MY BURRITO??" Jimmy "your mum"

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your mum

Widespread, ineffective insult globally used by townies, kevs and their offspring. Used as a counter insult by citizens with the I.Q of a bucket of sewage water (and the B.O of one)
Your mum originated, presumably, in the UK, which just adds another thing to the list that we'll be embarrased we thought of when we look back at this 10 years from now
Your mum is effectively dead towards punks, grungers, and emos, and ironically has been added to their arsenal of townie impressions.
However, mentioning 'your mum' to a townie or similar missing link of the gene code may result in serious bodily harm, so if you do have to insult them, use words with more than 6 letters to leave them stunned and confused.

A: Fuck you
B: Fuck your mum

A: You're gay
B: Your mum's gay

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your mum

Something you can say:

1. Just for the plain the hell of it
2. To answer questions you can't be fucked answering
3. To answer questions you don't want to answer

Another version of your mum is 'your mom'. But I'm Australian soo yeah.

Example 1
*awkward silence*
Me: Your mum.

Example 2
Marie: What's the answer for question 14?
Me: Your mum.

Example 3
Marie: Who do you have a crush on?
Me: Your mum.

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your mum

poor insult but a great phrase when havin a laff with friends

incorrect usage:

look at that fat b@!#$%£

erm ur mum

correct usage:

what are you doing tonite?

im doin your mum

i did her yesterday

is she good?

yes shes got a bucket!

mmm tasty

this conversation is not very funny in itself, the comedy comes from the way it is said and also the fact that your takin the p#£% out of someone who would say it for real

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