jelly your pants

to get so turned on or aroused in public, that you ejaculate all over your pants. basically wet your pants with cum

wow shes smoking whoa hey whats wrong dude where you going did you jelly your pants

i think he did

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keep your pants on

Used to tell overly excited/angry people to calm down.

Person One: Bro, I ordered my cheese like 45 minutes ago, where the hell is it?!?
Person Two: Dude, keep your pants on, its coming.

Person One: What in the world made you think I would take my pants off?
Person Two: I don't know, in any case, your cheese will be here soon.

Person One: Nah man, this ain't right, I'm calling the manager ... And taking my pants off!

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Sick to your pants

You have diarrhea

Oh, phew ... were you just sick to your pants ?

hole in your pants

A male ripping a female’s pants and fucking her.

Hey bae, I ‘bout to put a hole in your pants.

keep your pants on

What to say to someone when they're getting too excited about something (can be anything).

Another way of saying "Calm down!".

A: (Person getting too excited about something)

B: Ok man, keep your pants on!

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shit your pants

1 To make feces in your drawers
2 to become excited or overjoyed
3 To be scared or surprised

1 Dude, did you shit your pants?
2 Shannon asked you out and you shit your pants
3 When that bomb went off, you shit your pants

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peeing your pants

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement

Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do