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I will shoot your fucking cat

Definition 1: When a random human happens to magically appear in your house and fucks your cat and shits in its kitty litter.
Definition 2: Shooting and/or shanking one's cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their dick).
Definition 3: Taking a shit in many kitty litters and causing an uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.

Human 1: I can't believe that you shit in my cat's kitty litter!
Human 2: I took a BIG FAT SHIT on your cat's kitty litter, deal with it.
Cat: Dafuq we talkin about again? Some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
Human 2: *Pulls out gun*. I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT!
Cat : Oh shit...
Human 1: *Screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat*

by DankKoosher420 May 17, 2016

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


throw your cat around

1. Hurling your vagina at every man and/or woman around.

2. Another term for the activities of a slut.

"You just love to throw your cat around the town, don't you?"

"She keeps chucking her cat around, like a slut."

by Mimi08 December 30, 2014

26πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fuck you and your cat

A phrase used in a weird song by Goldfinger. "Fuck you! And your cat!"

Fuck you! And your cat!

by Steaver370 May 5, 2004

76πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


your cat fat attack

It’s worst than granny tranny but it kills on impact.It will destroy the world if you say this so use it wisely since you can only use it once

Joe: your mom gay
Matt:No you
Joe: your granny tranny
Matt:your cat fat attack
Joe: *dies* this is the worst spell of the century!!

your cat fat attack means that you kill them on impact and they explode.

by YOURMOMGAYANDTRANNY March 20, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth

Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth: It means when a guy like **Ian** Kisses a cat that belongs to his sister.

Dude 1: Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth?

Ian: You know it!

by #BecomeAPlayerToday March 31, 2021

8πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Im gona nom your cat

basicly some words will be switched for there other meanings

nom for eat cat for pussy so it means "im gona eat your pussy"

Girl:hey
Guy:im gona nom your cat ;)
Girl:...

by triscuits2662 April 7, 2011


drink blood from the face of your cat

This is a slang term from mid derbyshire used as an insult. You are telling someone you want to swallow their mothers period blood. It derives from the slang term "pussy" otherwise known as cats.

If you don't shut up i'll drink blood from the face of your cat!

by CuntHunterGinger April 28, 2011

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž