A humourous elaboration on the famous "your mum" joke - see "your mum"
- "what time is it?"
- "your mum!"
- "your mum on toast!"
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Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"
An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.
Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."
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Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.
You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.
When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.
Im going to french toast your mom!