Put your one two in her three four

Just a silly funny way of telling a guy to have sex with a women.

A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P

give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜

give your gf a sweatshirt kiss her and cuddle her on december 6th or the 5th

bf:i’m going to kiss you and give you this and cuddle you all day

gf:why
bf:doesn’t matter
give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜

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you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

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national let your daughter straighten her hair day

mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘

it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!

Carve Your Name Into Her Walls

Having Sex with someone

Yo did you carve your name into her walls last night?

Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.