an unexplainable erection
your sitting at your desk in work and you just pop a boner
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An early to mid-morning errection to show that it is time to go back to sleep.
Zebedee-You wake up at 6am, go out and about tired and you find your purple yog spitter is breaking through your boxers.
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To thumb fuck ones own japs eye wearing a zebedee wig. Once finished one must briskly remove thumb to create a loud pop!
Last night Tom F couldnโt help zebedeeing himself watching Eastenders.
The pronouncation of the abbreviation ZBD, meaning 'Zero Beer Day'. A zebedee is a day on which no beer is consumed.
Yesterday, I've had my first zebedee since a long long time.
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The very big, extraordinary, definition of ๐คGAYY๐ณ๏ธ ๐
Yo mate that dude is a Luke zebedee
A boy who makes himself laugh because he has no friends. He is disguised as a unicorn. Did I mention they are always gay.
Guy 1: Have you met Zebedee?
Guy 2: Yea he's a gay unicorn