zef

It doesn't mean anything. It can mean anything that your imagination can concieve.

Hey, look, a giant zef!

Well, zef me good!

Zef - tastic!

Zef - o - matic!!

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Zef

A fez but you wear it with the tassel pointing downwards.

John: Is he wearing a fez why is the tassel pointing downwards
Wick: No he is wearing a Zef

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zef

An abreviation for a gentle gust of air or wind. Original word Zephyr. Often abreviated when used to describe flatulence.

Hey, Dude... stand downwind of his zef!

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zef

Zoned keeped Event Faggot on call

"im so zef every weekend"
"zef sure knows howto suck the wingaling"

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zef

A geek or uncool person. Someone straightlaced and boring.
A word which originates from Erskine, Scotland. There are different levels of zef. For example, a zef is quite uncool but if you are really, really uncool then you might be called a queen zef or king zef. The highest level of zef is a superqueen or superking.

Hey check him with the hi-tec trainers on, he's a total zef!

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daddy zef

The daddy that will do you harder than any other daddy in the neighborhood.

Oh yes! Do me harder, daddy Zef

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zef leppard

The highest quality fake available. Infers higher quality than the original.

Those zebra skin pants are totally zef leppard; where’d you get them?

Dude, this nightscope costs about $20 less than the original, but it’s totally zef leppard. It has thermal imaging and a 10x zoom compared to the brand name version which only has 2x zoom and no thermal.

This mollie is zef leppard, can’t believe what difference CH2 makes- way more intense than black betties for sure.