oral sex given to a man; a blowjob
I just gave my husband a pervert zerbert.
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A modified zerbert accomplished by pressing the lips against human flesh, usually the stomach or arm, biting the flesh to prevent dislodging, and blowing to make a farting noise.
She usually pushed me away when I tried to give her a zerbert, so I started giving her super zerberts instead.
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A sexual act. Upon completion of coitus, the male participant nuzzles his mouth between the woman's breasts, and does a zerbert. Mouth contact must be maintained on both breasts so that each one emits a zerbert sound of a different tone, much like that of the di-tonal singing buddhist monks.
Girl: What the fuck you doin to my titties?
Guy: Just a di-tonal monk tit zerbert. Ohm!
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