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1. (verb) To hit someone in their centre of mass with one's head. Derived from the FIFA World Cup final between France and Italy, in which french player Zinedine Zidane headbutted (or "Zidaned") an italian player in the chest, arguably costing the French team the game. (Synonyms: headbutt)
2. (verb) To utterly defeat an opponent. (synonyms: pwn, own)
1. "In curling, it is illegal to Zidane players of the opposing team."
2. "I completely Zidane'd that newb at Counter-Strike."
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The best soccer player to ever play the sport, the Algerian gave Arabs across the world a great name in soccer.
We love you ZIZOU
Zidane is the best to ever grace the pitch
Zidane can shoot
you're a pro if you can pass like Zidane
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Zidane's lethal header into that unworthy italian player was amazing. It was hilarious to watch him fold down like a card table onto the grass.
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a soccer player, who headbutted Materazzi in the World Cup Final, and ,incidentally, the first Frenchman in a uniform to attack someone since World War II.
Also a verb, refers to the act of breaking a man's sternum with your own head.
Woah, you better not piss off Zidane.
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The reason my ribs are broken is because a kid on another team zidaned me.
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1) (name) Captain of the French National Football team during the World Cup 2006. Apparently has a sister involved in not-so-Catholic activities. We know nothing about his mother.
2) (verb) to zidane someone/something: Irrational act of head butting during a crucial moment and being caught in the act by a third-party.
3) (verb) to go zidane: Act of accusing people of saying "bad things" about you and your family and not having the balls of saying what those exact words are to the media, leaving millions of fans in limbo and frustrated.
Judge: Defendant how do you explain your actions?
Defendant: Your honour, I was full of rage. He said bad things about my momma. The only thing I can think of was to zidane him in the nuts.
Judge: What did he say exactly?
Defendant: Bad words. I can't repeat.
Judge: Don't you go zidane on me!!!
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the greatest footie player ever! he deeks the shit out of everyone and left with a punch!(or shud i say headbutt)
zidane headbutted materazzi cuz materazzi said he had a sex sandwich wid zidane's mom n daughter then zidane call him mario and headbutted him
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