knock knock get the door it's ted cruz the zodiac killer
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Mom? Why is there a dead body under dad's bed? Is he the Zodiac Killer?
Ted Cruz: I am not the Zodiac Killer
Media: Omg ted cruz is teh zodiac killur #tediszodiackillerconfirmed
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The zodiac killer was a man in the 60s-70s that went on a murdering spree.
The zodiac killer is also Ted Cruz the running candidate for president of 2016
"Who's the zodiac killer?"
"...Ted Cruz."