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An expletive denoting great shock and consternation.
It was used by Professor Farnsworth from tv's "Futurama."
"Five dollars for the secret antidote?! Sweet Zombie Jesus! This is highway robbery!"
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A day where jesus arose from his grave after being dead for awhile! People were like " Ahh, It's zombie jesus!" and " Let this day be known as Zombie Jesus day!" but, the Church being the bitches they bare had to go and distort the story and make it easter instead!
Girl 1: Happy Easter! Ya'll!
Girl 2: Likewise
Girl 3: Ya'll some dumb ass blondes in disguise. It's Zombie Jesus Day not Easter!
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Also known as easter Zombie Jesus day is when Jesus rose from the dead.
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When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.
1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger
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Zombie Lord who will eat your brains; also the name of the band who represent his music/art/clothing line/religion.
"Sweet Zombie Jesus will eat your brains"
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Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.
Sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick, we're screwed!
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those way overly christian rednecks.
you know? the ones that have bumber stickers to express their feelings.
Holy shit those jesus zombies were totally hatin on me casue im a jew.
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