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When you are extremely fucked up. You can be drunk when your past drunk and fucked up your zooded the only thing left after
zooded is 911.
I got Zooded last night.
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An adjective to describe a male young adult typically dealing with a mix of financial, substance abuse and hygiene problems. Signs include seeking self-pi, self-loathing and a wholesale judgment successful people.
Jared panhandler is a real zooded dude!
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Where a guy gives a girl a cream pie and then proceeds to motorboat her vagina. Made famous by the musical, "Crazy For You."
Wow, that zoodely doodely I just gave was sick... and I liked it.
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A meth user, preferably outside of a popular family establishment, who screams at parents for either money or for their kids.
Mr. Zood-Lau: “ZOODLAU PLEASE I JUST NEEEEED YOUR MONEY OR YOUR KID ZOOD PLEASE!!”
Parent: *Maces Mr. Zood-Lau
A point of hyphiness where distinct speech is no longer possible and it takes three tries to say "zooted".
"Hey dude how are you feelin?"
"Hoode' Boode' Zoode'!"
A Zood is a person who watches great injustices happen to long time acquaintances and takes the side of the offender in the situation and even becomes sexually attracted to them. We think all Zoods are male at this point but it could be a woman. We are just not sure if it is understood fully yet(probably because thats what "Zoods" repeat over and over. The most tell tale sign you have a "Zood" infront of you is its inability to avoid trash in all form much like a racoon only ugly (like mama beat you with the ugly stick and dropped you off on someones doorstep) and smells bad because it rolls in its own excrement as a mating ritual. If a "Zood" has picked its mate(mates are called Lawgremlins) and tried to start nesting, it is advised to approach with caution.
That whole group over there is no better then a pack of Zoods. I can't believe they believe a word that comes out of his mouth. Wait we got to close. Here comes a Zood!
*At the mall with his mom*
Mr. Zood: “ZOOOOODDDD NOOOOO I JUSSTTT NEEED THAT!!”
Ms. Bup: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHINY LITTLE CUNT!”