Zooty

British slang for a marijuana spliff

Nilla K: That carvery was dank, now time to spark a zooty up!

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zootied

When you're so zooted, that you start to manipulate words into your own.

Dylan, you're... zootied!

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Zooties

All Substances that get you fucked up (weed, alcohol, etc.)

I got all the zooties on deck tonight!

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Zooti

When someone doesn’t pay you back

MEAT: I need gas money
Toni: Ight I’ll pay you $5

MEAT: *toni doesn’t pay* you zooti you told me you’d pay 😒

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Zooty Call

A zoom booty call

"A zoom booty call, a zooty call if that is not what it is called it needs to be but I believe it is." -Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)

Bob: "Hey dude just had my first ever booty call on zoom. "
Steve: "You mean a zooty call? That is weak man."
Bob"Hey f*ck you @$$hole"

Bob: "Hey dud just had my first ever booty call on zoom."
Steve:"You mean a zooty call? That is weak man what were you doing touching your screen!"
Bob:"Hey f*ck you @$$hole"

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call of zooty

The feeling that rushes through your body when ones desires a "zoot" or "spliff"

Jamal: "im feeling a bit of call of zooty"
Kingston: "yeh me to i aint had a spliff in hours"

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zooty move

when you are zooted and do stupid shit or act a fool

Yo Pete did a zooty move and fell on his ass when he tried getting out my car

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