National put laxidous in teachers coffee day.
On May 22 all of the teachers in North America got to go home early because of a severe case of diarrhea.
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november 22 national stay home day
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People born on feb 22 procrastinate. They wont do something until the last minute.
Teacher: "hey billy bob why did you turn in the assignment late"
Billy bob "you see ms. FettuccineAlfredo i was born on feb 22 its sorta my thing
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daughter : hey mom is February 22!
mom : ok sweetie i guess you can have a puppy
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There is going to be mandatory vibe checks on October 22
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An anal swab test for Covid-19. Named after a tweet by Dr Zoe Hyde (labelled 17/22 in a thread) where she suggested anal swab tests to mitigate the virus in children.
Bro Zero Covid is off the rails, did you hear some of them want to 17/22 us weekly now?
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A new fighter built by Lockheed Martin. The F/A-22 Raptor will be have an internal weapons bay and be able to reach the speed of sound without using after burners.
The F/A-22 will dominate the skys when released.
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