May 22

National put laxidous in teachers coffee day.

On May 22 all of the teachers in North America got to go home early because of a severe case of diarrhea.

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november 22

national stay home day

november 22 national stay home day

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Feb 22

People born on feb 22 procrastinate. They wont do something until the last minute.

Teacher: "hey billy bob why did you turn in the assignment late"
Billy bob "you see ms. FettuccineAlfredo i was born on feb 22 its sorta my thing

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February 22

national get a new puppy

daughter : hey mom is February 22!
mom : ok sweetie i guess you can have a puppy

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October 22

National Vibe check day

There is going to be mandatory vibe checks on October 22

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17/22

An anal swab test for Covid-19. Named after a tweet by Dr Zoe Hyde (labelled 17/22 in a thread) where she suggested anal swab tests to mitigate the virus in children.

Bro Zero Covid is off the rails, did you hear some of them want to 17/22 us weekly now?

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F/A-22

A new fighter built by Lockheed Martin. The F/A-22 Raptor will be have an internal weapons bay and be able to reach the speed of sound without using after burners.

The F/A-22 will dominate the skys when released.

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