Chain-yawn

Yawning more than three times in a row. Chain-yawning had been known to continue for hours left untreated.

Strings made me fucking chain-yawn, motherfucker.. oh shit.. *yawn*

fresno yawn

When you filet open someone's asshole while they are midorgasm and they release a warm, silent, pleasure induced fart out onto your face and/or eyes.

Bruh I was fuckimg Shinikia yesterday and right before she came I poped out and dropped down for the most glorious Fresno Yawn ever.

Yawn water

Yawn water is when you yawn really hard and moisture comes out of your eyes that has no relation to emotion.

“Dude, are you crying?”

“Nah, it’s just yawn water. I’m really tired.”

Yawn Mock

when someone yawns as a contagious reflex but it’s a exact “mock” of your yawn.

Person 1 : *yawnssss*

Person 2 : *yawnssss* (exactly in the same tone)

Person 3 : We’re you actually yawning or was that a yawn mock?

Yawn Yard

A place or event that is full of tired or bored people.
A boring place or event.

"I went to Allison's party last night and everyone was bored to death. It was a total yawn yard."
"The theatre for the premier to Jerry's independent film was a yawn yard."
Add emphasis to the scale of boringness by adding A's, saying a place was a "YAAAAWN Yard!"

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technicolor-yawn

the most awkward yet awesome blog in all the land of tumblr.

Have you seen technicolor-yawn's blog, it's so gnarly!

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yawn worthy

When some thing is tedious beyond words.. Totally borrrring! the complete opposite to fascinating.

Omg.. this show is totally yawn worthy...

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