It is a triangular shape with different dimensions on the surface it is a bout the size of ordinary pocket lint and smells like 5 different types of American cheese. it’s cum is the consistency Of Mexican black tar heroin
He is a very nice guy but I think he has Kylers penis
Someone who likes Minecraft , Jailbrek , and Bubble Gum Simulator , or has a bold cut with a big gap in their teeth.
the most amazing couple known to mankind. nothing is better than these two combined. they’re the best of friends but also knows how to really get it. the best of the best right here. happiest relationship. most likely to be high school sweethearts and grow old together.
“Do you see that couple over there?”
“Yeah, that’s liz and kyler. Aren’t they just the best?”
“Heck yeah my dude. I want a liz and kyler relationship.”
Kyler’s Mom’s Car -
The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Bomber Doppelgänger
Kyler’s Mom’s Car in stats
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like you driving your mom’s car
The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Doppelgänger
Kyler’s Mom’s Car
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like your mom’s car
Kyler schaffer is the sexiest man alive, but with looks comes consequences. he will probably date at least 3 girls that are your friends. He is SUPER hot and he knows how to be a good listener, they usually have brown/black hair with brown eyes. He will probably commit a few crimes but you cant help but miss him while hes serving jail time. He usually likes blonde girls so you better watch out. He will probably be a good human being and if you brek his heart it will tear YOU apart because not to have on is a horrible thing.
Girl 1: whos that hot guy over there?
Girl 2: that´s kyler schaffer the one and ONLY
A person that is named kyler is the hottest person in the world and they are better than you at every game
Kyler thu is someone that is so hot that people melt when they see him