Da team of words-and-melody-notes jotters who actually composed da now-hugely-famous country-music selection, but put Johnny Cash's name to it.
An author should actually be da one to write his own compositions, or said plagiarizing fake might be condemned to join da ghost writers in the sky for all eternity!
An LA Graffiti writer whom migrated to Atlanta Georgia resulting in chaotic endless traffic.
Damn dawg, traffic sucks right now must be because of all these damn LA Writers!
When a writer has way too many ideas that he can't decide what he wants to write.
Guy 1: Hey have you thought of a new idea yet?
Guy 2: Yeah but I can't decide on what I should write about.
Guy 1: Sounds like Writer's Circle.
“That writer is writering”
“I was writering my essay yesterday”
When you have a severe case of writer's block that's so bad, you get upset.
Symptoms may include:
writer's block
feelings of sadness
failure
might include crying
stress
anger
Meghan's writer's block was so bad, she developed writer's depression.
Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.
"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"
"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."
When one makes a terrible joke, and the only response that you can muster is a sarcastic, rhetorical question
Guy 1: 'Knock knock'
Guy 2: 'Who's there?'
Guy 1: 'Interrupting cow'
Guy 2: 'Interr-'
Guy 1: 'MOO!'
Guy 2: 'Wow, who's your writer?'