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A duo of Awesomness formed by
Danger Mouse
(artist-producer Brian Burton)
And
James Mercer
(Lead singer of the Shins)
Guy 1-"You know whats awesome?"
Guy 2-"Broken Bells?"
Guy 1-"Yeah..."
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Hayden Bells hot ass sister. Thicker than a bowl of oat meal. Fat ass and tits. Everybody wants to put there pp inside of her. If you ever get to fuck Becca Bell you will be left thinking man that was the best damn pissy I ever had.
Guy 1: Did you put your cock in Becca Bell.
Hayden: No wtf that’s my sister.
Guy 1: Incest is wincest.
Hayden: Fuck you I can bench plates.
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A species of mold usually found in cities and towns. There's many types of it, and they all give you diharrea, indigestion, nausea and rapid weight gain. They are usually found in big purple buildings or wrappers that say Taco Bell, they also have a bell on it.
Dave: My cousin just got a case of the Taco Bell
Mike: Dude that sucks, how long is it going to last?
Dave: I don't know, whenever they stop advertising on T.V.
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Sweetie Belle is a unicorn, the sister of Rarity, and one of the three members of the Cutie Mark Crusaders in the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Person 1: Have you heard of Sweetie Belle?
Person 2: Yeah! she's so cute *Squee*
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The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.
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The last place you will visit before you butthole meets a fiery doom
Joe: IM SPEWING FREAKING LAVA OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE
Bill: What did you eat last night
Joe: Taco bell
Shitting so much diarrhoea that the toilet bowl is completely full of diarrhoea.
Person 1: Dude, I taco belled my toilet last night.
Person 2: Well fuck, I'll bring the cemtex
Person 1: Yeah, I hate Taco belling
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