family with benefits

Similar to friends with benefits, a family with benefits is a group of friends that are close enough to be called a family and have a relationship characterized by random hookups between many/all of the members. The relationship is fucked up, but it works... somehow.

"Did you hear Mary slept with Paul and Rob last weekend?"

"Damn, that girl is definitely bringing this family with benefits closer together!"

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Friends With Benefits

When two people are in the stage between friendship and a relationship- often resulting in kissing etc.

Also know as a Flirtationship

girl one- XXX and YYY are looking cosy today
girl two- oh yeah, they're friends with benefits, not long before they're together.

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French Benefits

Alternative name for sexually transmitted infections.
When you had sex with a girl and you came away with more than you bargained for, you got sex with french benefits.

"Man, I heard you did it with that HOT chick"
"Dude, not cool, she gave me french benefits!"

"Lacie is really good in the sack, but watch out, she will give you french benefits"

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friends with benefits

friends that act like they go out but dont

Dustin and i arn't going out but we are friends with benefits.

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Friend With Benefits

basically: he becomes her bitch!!!

no examples needed ;)

friend with benefits

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benefit fraud

What niggers do when they need to purchase objects.

Nigger: I be needsin me some shoes, nigga.
Nigger 2: Do some benefit fraud.
Nigger 1: Fuck yeah, biatch!
*they come peeling out of Foot Locker 20 minutes later in their government issued Ferrari Enzo with 40 pairs of Air Jordans*

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strangers with benefits

A description of a situation in which one or both parties are not aware of each other, but when it is convenient they engage in sexual activity.

Unbeknownst to James as he walked home on a Tuesday he was about to become strangers with benefits with Armando his neighbors Great Dane.

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