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Basically my husband. Guitarist of Brand New, the best band ever. I love him forever and always.
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A sexy man beast. Has a huge penis. Most of his friends are semi hot. All of them have gay ass hair. He can beat the shit out of people.
Person 1: Hey man you should go talk to that girl.
Person 2: Nah man I saw a Vinny Keeler there first.
Person 1: Damn that guy would fuck you up.
When everybody you pick up on the waiver wire in fantasy baseball ends up going off . You just cant miss.
Bum: Wtf I picked up Austin Gomber off the waiver wire and he got me -12!
Other guy: I guess u just dont have the vinny touch dude.
Fantasy winner: "Lets gooooo Framber Valdez just had another 10K game what a great pickup."
Bums: "I wish we had the vinny touch like you!"
This occurs when you pass out drunk with a cock ring on . Upon waking up you discover your penis is still erect and has taken on a purple hue. Amputation is required if you slept too long
Did you hear about Kyle , he was drunk playing with his dick and woke up with a purple Vinnie . Poor bastard had to have it amputated
one of the fittest kids in salisbury unlike the other ones who are obsessed with prime and shit he supports man city and honestly this man has history i mean true history like he got banned 10 times off roblox on the 12th of november he got into a fight with this UwU emo cunt at jumpin he has been to more man city games than most he mainly listens to football chants he goes on away days and the list will go on and on this kid is the oldest cousin of the pack and he is well known for playing NBA2K23 fifa and WWE2K22 he loves a good old bit of drama
i really want to marry vinny kennedy when i grow up
A unique person who collects dildos and puts them behind a glass frame
Nathan has a very big Vinnie classic