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noun; beyond retarded, someone who isn't special-ed but is still stupid and has no common sense, also gets bad grades; unintelligent.
Derived from the word "special-education" but simplified and modified the "special" to "ben". This word was discovered by an ancient panda-osopher who knew a friend that was named of something, so he took that something and added it in front of this word. Nowadays, new philosophers think that the panda-osopher made this word because in chinese "ben" means "stupid". So there could be two different origins.
HeYAdRee: yaa, he said that it was mean that i rejected someone to homecoming, then he asked me to go with him.
PaNDarCigar: LOL WTF?!??! DUDE HES LIKE BEYOND RETARDED
HeYAdRee: LOL!!! you should make a word for that
PaNDarCigar: BAHHAA what about ben-ed? LOL!?
HeYAdRee: YEAH!! (: tell me when it's posted
and now adreannie, the ancient panda-osopher posted it.
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When one of your friends appears to be doing something really nice for you (such as asking you to be in her wedding) but in all reality is royally screwing you. (By subjecting you to months of listening to bridezilla talk, forcing you to pay hundreds for a dress you'll never wear in your life... etc) The word can apply to any situation NOT limited to weddings.
"Wasn't that sweet of Jessica to ask Marianne to go to the beach?"
"Not really. You know she just wanted her to go so that Jessica would look skinny compared to Marianne who's gained a few pounds."
"Wow. She totally got bridesmaid-ed."
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the class i was in. I struggled real hard and made it out okay. I dont like when people make fun of us. We just are a little slower on learning things.
I was in specialed ed. Special ed.
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an actor on the t.v. show: Gossip Girl
he plays: Chuck Bass
he has been in the recent films: Children of Men, Breaking and Entering, and Son of Rambow
he also made a few guest appearances on the t.v. shows: Casualty and Afterlife
Chuck Bass is such a jerk!
dont think that though, because you dont even know ed westwick. he just plays chuck bass really well!
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Where the teachers belittle you and talk to you like you're 3 years old just because you're not neurotypical.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
I fucking hate being in special ed because the teachers are fucking annoying and talk to me like I'm stupid
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Something that is offered in schools for kids who are mentally or physically challenged. Most notable special ed program is ASD, for kids with Autism. Special Ed classes are designed for people to be more self-sufficient and possibly lead an independent life later on. The classes are generally easier and are structured in a way so that people with special needs can understand the material needed to move forward in their education. They also offer Speech and OT services for people who struggle with social skills. Kids in Special Ed are often looked down upon, but in reality, they just want to be like any other kid. We should all learn to accept people for who they are as a person and include them into society.
Truth be told, I have been in Special Ed since I was in kindergarten. I was diagnosed with Autism when I was 2 years old. People said that I would never become independent and I would have to be looked after my entire life. My parents were also hopeless that I may never lead an independent life later on. It has been a long journey from when I was just a child, but it all paid off. Throughout my life, I was always seen as the "special kid" and I was sick and tired of it. I knew that I had great potential, but my parents, teachers, and case carriers didn't believe me, so I decided to prove them wrong. I kept pushing and pushing until I finally got what I wanted. Freedom. Back then, I could barely make sentences without other people telling me what to say. Now, I'm in high school taking 3 honors classes and 2 CP classes. It was a long and hard journey. I should definitely write this in my college application.
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An Ed Gilbert is the act of taking a haymaker punch to the vagina. The aim of the Ed Gilbert is to become imbedded fully into the uterus of the recipient, at which point the puncher will begin to masturbate with his own feet, until semen spurts out of every known orifice on the human body. By the end of the Ed Gilbert the puncher will have lost his arm inside the uterus and will begin to stimulate ovulation in the female. This is commonly how the average man and woman will complete coidis. To ensure fertilisation the final actions of the Ed Gilbert include taking a two footed kick and a flying head butt at the anus of the female. Only one in five parcipiants ever survive this mating ordeal.
Is she dead?
Not sure, I heard Alex Barry gave her an Ed Gilbert though!