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An Amazon-gasm is the cumgasm a guy can order from Amazon if he's desparate for another guy's cum.
My Amazon-gasm arrived in the mail today - let's party!
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A mirror-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off and blows a load all over a wall mirror and then licks it all off.
We've got a wall mirror in our dorm room, and I like to jack-off and have a mirror-gasm on it - then lick it up!
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when you make a sarcastic comment so hilariously poignant that you cant help but burst out in delight at the awesomeness of it
"Well, the first award I won, is because of my incredible smartness, and the second...."
"Hey!"
"Yeah?"
"Is your arm tired?...Because you've been patting yourself on the back for the last few hours......SARCASM-GASM!"
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A MLK-gasm is a jack-off and cumgasm that a guy has when he beats his meat on Martin Luther King's Birthday like I'm going to do.
Hey -- it's MLK's Birthday -- I'm going to give myself a MLK-gasm!
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A lube-gasm is a masturbation preference that guys make when they jack off - to rub their weenie bare-handed or to use a lube. Since I'm cut high & tight, I like using something slick to stroke off with.
I usually have a lube-gasm when I beat off by myself because I'm cut high & tight!
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When you ejaculate, with a rusty nail inserted into the urethra. That's a Vila-gasm.
I heard Bob Vila likes to Vila-gasm
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Noun. Singular.
Definition: Quite literally a lame assed orgasm, usually administered by someone stimulating their mate begrudgingly.
"Golly, after gobbling my husband's knob for 30 minutes straight, he had to have his ass beat in order to give me some jive-assed Mini Gasm."
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